Canadian Jokes

You may be living in Canada if:

•Your local Dairy Queen (ice cream shop) is closed from September through May
•Someone in a Home Depot offers you assistance... and they don't work there
•You've worn shorts and a parka at the same time
•You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number
•“Vacation” means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend
•You measure distance in hours
•You know several people who have hit a deer more than once
•You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again
•You can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
•You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked
•You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them
•You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
•The speed limit on the highway is 80 km and you're going 90 and everybody is passing you
•Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
•You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction
•You have more miles on your snow blower than your car
•You find 2 degrees "a little" chilly
•If you actually understand these Canadian jokes, you definitely live in Canada! :)